Hello everyone,
we're about to release our next application - it's a toy actually, where you play around with cereals floating in the milk. In-game text is translated (a long story) but we still need translations for the AppStore description text. It's not very short, but I'm hoping it's not too long either. Here it goes:
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iLikeCereal!! - It's breakfast time!
It's breakfast time and, if you're like so many others on this beautiful blue planet of ours, then you're hungry for some cereal! You're not just hungry for it, but, darn it, you downright like it. Yes, that's right you, we, and iLikeCereal!! Why? Because iLikeCereal!! is the best thing since breakfast.
Sure, there's plenty of entertainment apps out there and you might think: “iLikeCereal!!? Why should I want that? I've already had an iBeer for breakfast anyways!!!!!!11111” Well, here's why: Because it's awesome, delicious, and an essential part of a complete breakfast—besides, it's a bit too early to be drinking, now isn't it?
iLikeCereal!!
-Marvel at, swirl about, and play around with the realistic and state-of-the-art milk effects! You know how important Vitamin D-3 is right, folks?
-12 different and unique pieces of your favorite kinds of breakfast cereals, with each coming in six, count 'em six, different color choices! Yum!
-Awesome and most chill music soundtrack that perfectly complements the silky smooth milk and cereal effects! Or change the track for a more clownin' ambience, perfect for those spontaneous occasions of onscreen breakfast cereal shenanigans and flingin' abouts! It's like music to your ears, because it is!
-Mind blowing (or, at least, really cool) cereal physics simulations and collision detection! That means you get to play with your food without being too rude or childish (or, at least, not being rude)!
-Did my milk just change colors? Yes, it did! Chocolate cereal means chocolate milk and chocolate and strawberry cereal means strawbolate (it's from the Latin, meaning chocoberry—trust me) milk—any way you cut it, color is downright dynamic up in iLikeCereal!! One word, people: Neat!
-Were you looking to make some hearty and delicious pancakes or you just wanted a light complement to your morning choco bombs? Just go ahead and adjust the milk's viscosity slider and buttermilk and skim are never more than a quick slide away!
-Accelerometer support? Yes, we can! I mean: Yes, we did! Go ahead, don't be afraid! Tilt and shake that cereal round and about to your blessed little heart's content!
iLikeCereal!!
Not just because you're bored, but because it's awesome!
Thanks, folks, and please be sure to check out these great games that we've also put together for your collective edification and enjoyment, both of which are now available at your local neighborhood App Store:
iBailout!!
A new-school, action arcade bonanza with classic yet innovative gameplay that satisfies the hardest of core while still engaging even the most novice of players—oh, and it's got a theme and satire that's out for blood!
Sleek
You know it, you love it. It's a downright pretty version of the classic snake and it's available right now, for your personal fun and satisfaction!
MEE - Marroni Electronic Entertainment
marronigames.com
NightIrion
nightirion.com
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And the keywords:
cereal,like,milk,physics,sim,fruit,chocolate,strawberry,health,bowl,eat,breakfast,food,sugar,drink,i
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We need the translations to Italian, Spanish, French and Japanese.
I know it will take away some of your time but if anyone would be willing to do it, we'd be really grateful - and of course put your name in the credits!
Thanks in advance,
Ivan Galic
http://www.nightirion.com
email: igalic at nightirion dot com
